The bad news continues to roll in for the Dallas Cowboys. Let's see, they became the first team to ever lose a game in overtime via a blocked punt being returned for a touchdown. They lost their star quarterback Tony Romo to a pinky boo-boo. Their punter broke his foot on that play as well.

On top of all of that, star rookie running back Felix Jones is going to miss a handful of games, at least two and maybe four or more due to an injury. Oh, and then there's this Pacman guy. Pacman is being suspended for a minimum four more games this season by Roger Goodell and the NFL. This after an alcohol fueled fight Jones had.

As part of Pacman's reinstatement into the league, he was to be held to a strict code of conduct. This included not partaking in any alcoholic beverages. And I assume that somewhere in that policy there was some kind of language saying "GETTING THE COPS CALLED ON YOU IN A BAR FIGHT IS A BIG NO NO!" Guess that Pacman forgot to read that one.

So the Dallas Cowboys are out one Tony Romo, one Felix Jones and one Pacman Adam Jones. But are they now plus a second player on their roster named Roy Williams?

Roy Williams (another one) now on the Dallas Cowboys

Roy Williams has been traded from the Lions to the Cowboys for a slew of 2009 draft picks. The Dallas Cowboys traded their first, third and sixth round draft picks for Williams and the Lions seventh round draft pick. I'm sorry, but this is an awful deal for the Cowboys. Despite what Jerry Jones thinks about the team, they are not an extra receiver away from winning the Super Bowl. If anything, they're an extral moral fiber or three away. Three draft picks for a guy that has never proven himself to be a legitimate star in this league? Ugh.

And what about the whole confusion issue? The Cowboys now are home to

• Jerry Jones - Owner
• Felix Jones - Running back
• Pacman Adam Jones - Cornerback/Crime Lord
• Roy Williams - Safety
• Roy Williams - Wide receiver

Eek. What if I wanted to buy a Roy Williams Cowboys jersey? Will it say "Roy Williams - WR" on the back? Or what about a Felix Jones jersey? Will it say F. Jones? F*$*$ Jones?! If I wanted it to say that, it would definitely be F#*! Jerry Jones, and not Felix! OK, I'll stop.

I was the one that said the Tony Romo injury would be a good thing for the Cowboys. Well, that was before the loss of two guys named Jones and another whiny wide receiver added to the mix.